"Neptune is a drug. Avoid drugs, we're told by the public service announcements, and your life will be a better place. And who am I to argue with public service announcements?
Here are some drugs to avoid today, and I've made it all as metaphor-free as Neptune itself will allow:
Being drunk is a loud party with no ride home. Marijuana is flipping through the channels looking for news but only finding cartoons. Ecstacy is dancing to the beat of a song that's ruining your hearing. Mushrooms are like realizing that everything is alive, and everything is moving, and your house is running away. Heroin is a world where nothing goes wrong, ever, even when the roof cave in on you. Cocaine is all the speed of the Autobahn, with a thousand times more and deeper potholes. Caffeine is a commissioned salesman on a roll, and who cares if the store is closed? LSD is seeing what God sees, only to wonder later if God wouldn't rather have cable instead. Nicotine is five seconds of clarity and ten seconds of death. Ketamine is like being in a giant hamster ball at the rodeo. Salvia is like sitting in a hot bath with a head full of helium.
Also:
Religion is half an answer in an oversized hat. Spirituality is a muscular ditch-digger without a shovel. Politics is a band of attacking monkeys with written justification. Society is a beauty contest where you're the only contestant and everyone else is a judge. Materialism is a starving man filling his face with styrofoam packing peanuts. Community is an angry mob with torches that accepts you... today. Romance is a beautiful child who screams for cookies every ten minutes. Sex is an itch you'd gladly tear your skin off for one day, and just a rash the next. Patriotism is a loyalty oath directed towards an empty drum. The Internet is a room full of parrots all offering advice, all at once, all caked in each other's crap. Astrology is a weatherman who can't make it rain or stop raining. Love --
Love is the reason we're all here, and is not the dominion of any one planet."
4 comments:
YOU ARE SO AWESOME. THIS ROCKS.
I'm copying it onto my MySpace blog, unless you tell me otherwise.
Wow!
I assume it is Matthew who is awesome rather than me?
Hi,
Yes, sorry, i meant Matthew. I didn't figure out until i went to copy and paste it that the whole thing was a quote. You're awesome, too, though, Dharmaruci, you fascinating blogger, you. ;-)
Thanks, Kenna, I feel OK about myself again now.:)
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