From BBC news: A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said."I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly. The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before. When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket." The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
I looked at the chart for the moment I read this. In the 6th House (small animals) was Uranus, a planet associated with both the unexpected and with flight. Uranus was trine the Sun in Cancer, a sign associated with motherhood and breasts.
6 comments:
This comment is non-astrological, but I can't resist wondering why anyone who wears a 34FF (!) bra would need sufficient padding for a baby bat to nest in. :-D
Me too, Twilight! :-D
My observation is that this woman must have implants. Otherwise, how could anyone with real breasts take that long to figure out a bat is in their bra!
Not the post I expected this morning. That you've given an astrological rational for it makes it even funnier!
by Venus
Excellent use of horary astrology.
I go with the implants rationale. Otherwise, WTF?? with that girl!!
Hilarious! Thanks! All this doom and gloom about Mars conjunct Saturn in Virgo needed some levity.
Oh you!
My favorite response in The Daily Mail was, "lucky old bat!"
By a man, of course. ;D
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