Jupiter (Religion) conjunct Jupiter (Humour)

Some answers from a Catholic Elementary School test on the Old and New Testaments:

THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS

LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT

CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY

IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE

JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION


THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY







SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.

WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER